Subject: Re: A Storynote and a bang
Date: Tue, 16 Sep 1997 06:39:11 -0400
From: Joe Provo
To: FNORD-L@LISTSERV.ACSU.BUFFALO.EDU
Let's review history for a moment, to be sure you're in context.
Lo, many ages ago, at the school of the Bison, Pat exchanged email
with me at the school of WPI. We added many names to our respective
alii and talked about Bucky Fuller, RAW, leary, this and that.
It
was cumbersome, so Pat leeched the resources of the buffalo herding
institute and we grooved to a listserv, conveniently gated to
the
bit.* heirarchy.
Along came [oohhh Doctor...] Mary, and new ways of thinking became
full of interesting types typing and there were those taking new ways
of drinking to ACTION instead of talking about this. And Pat
and I
split to other sides of the fence and it was all out and literary[-ari]
combat. I lined with the Bright and Powerful forces of ACTION.
Pat
allied with the moribund army of Gabbing.
The noodle-teasers, brain-buzzers, talking-about-it-and-not-DOING-it
crowd re-treated to the pyramid gossip squadron's LERI-L, and many
of
the New Flesh retreated from the combat zone to private, cabal-like
lists (eg, nasrudin's DONKEY-L), but most of us kept at least a foot
in FNORD, and performed semi-co-ordinated public actions.
Doc Foss showed us The New Way by contsantly sniping the stragglers
on JAZZ-L and ANTHRO-L. So we launched a successful campaign against
the Bee People, and i believe Brent still has spoils from that foray,
nibbling on royal jelly all the time; then there was the glorious
trip back in time where Whiplash knocked Dr Quinn out cold. Her
people were cheezed.
Then it all broke apart, as far as this storyteller is concerned,
people physically moved, some people removed themselves from the
electronic plane, and some of us got sucked into drudgery.
I would encourage others to fill in the gaps of the Chronicles of
the New Way of Fnording empire such that our steles will not fall
again due to lack of memory or reverence of the Ghodz, nor will
newcomers not tremble at our terrible stomping and whooping of war
cries.
I suspect a diaspora may be required every once in a while, that we
freshen up and NOT become pyramid(.com)ial pools of stagnant mush.
Following the expansion, of course, must be the white-hot fusion of
the contraction and gathering, where There Can Be Only One FNORD-L!
ALL ONE! ALL ONE!
FNORD JIHAD!
AEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Joe Provo |